darthqueer:

I don’t like the N word but this is so god damn funny. 
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cwnl:

mabelmoments:


Remember this little love?
Fleet the koala recovers at Australia Zoo’s wildlife hospital in  Beerwah, Queensland, Australia. The koala, which was found a week ago  with seven slug gun pellets lodged in its body, is expected to make a  full recovery. Picture: EPA/BEN BEADEN


What a trooper :(
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cwnl:

Looking at the Earth clock got me thinking: If Earth had a clock, 12pm being its very formation. The entire human civilization would represent less than a second. Now add this variable to the fact that we’re already rapidly screwing and depleting our resources [Earth does have its limits you know] and changing our weather for the worst through over consumption and dirty energy not enough people feel the need to protest against. On an Earthly clock, we’ve managed to set forth an undoing. Out of something that took natural processes billions of years to form. Oh yeah, we sure are intelligent :|

(Source: ikenbot)


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No Labels

Absolut Vodka release a limited edition label free bottle to celebrate diversity and challenge Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender prejudice.

(via darthcunt)


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disturbingimages:

nothingbutabrain submitted: 
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Sneaky Obama: Late Friday, Approves BP to drill in the Gulf of Mexico

cwnl:

realcleverscience:

Very sneaky. Pass it late at night, and distract everyone the next day with news about the troops in Iraq.

Oh wow that’s just low.. that.. I..

(Source: climateadaptation, via ikenbot)


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animalstalkinginallcaps:

PETERSON! WHERE ARE THOSE REPORTS? MEETING’S IN FIVE, AND FOR FUCK’S SAKE BUY A SUIT IN YOUR SIZE. WHO ARE YOU, PETE WENTZ?
MATHERS! PROJECTIONS FOR THE THIRD QUARTER. YESTERDAY. YOU ONLY WORK HERE BECAUSE I’M MARRIED TO YOUR SISTER.
WHERE’S MY MACCHIATO? WHY IS THAT PHONE RINGING?
CAROL, IF THAT IS A PERSONAL CALL I WILL HAVE IT TRACED AND BURN DOWN THE HOUSE OF THE PERSON ON THE OTHER SIDE.
COME ON, PEOPLE! I CAN’T RUN A SUCCESSFUL STRING OF SUBWAY FRANCHISES WITHOUT A LITTLE HELP! YOU’RE MY ‘A’ TEAM (EXCEPT MATHERS) BUT IN THIS ECONOMY I CAN REPLACE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU WITH TWO POSTGRADUATE STUDENTS FOR HALF THE PAY. SHAPE UP OR YOU’LL BE BEGGING ME TO LET YOU SMEAR AVOCADO PASTE ON SIX INCHES OF ITALIAN HERB AND CHEESE BREAD BY THIS TIME NEXT WEEK.
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daisyflour:

‘i’ll tell you want I want’
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